A year of leafy attitude 365 days of silent judgment (CALVENDO Premium-Calendar 2027)

Sarcastic houseplant humor with a judgmental monstera and relatable attitude for every month of the year. (Monthly calendar, 14 pages)

Meet the world's most judgmental houseplant. This grumpy monstera delivers a full year of sarcastic observations, eye rolls and brutally honest life advice. Each month combines charming botanical artwork with witty humor that plant lovers, introverts and fans of dry comedy will instantly recognize. A unique wall decoration that keeps judging long after the month is over.

Premium high-gloss art print in museum quality. To ensure that the sheets of paper hang smoothly on the wall, this high-quality calendar has innovative insert pockets. They protect the large sheets from humidity effects. Paper is a natural material. The fibres react to fluctuations in the room climate. The tuck-in corners should therefore not be removed.
Our environment is important to us, which is why we rely on individual production in Europe with high-quality materials.

14 Pages Consisting of 1 Cover | 12 Months | 1 Index Page.

Illustrations:
January: Resolutions are cute.
February: Even your red flags need water.
March: Still growing. Reluctantly.
April: Sounds like a you problem.
May: Look at you. Making an effort.
June: Hydrated. Unlike your boundaries.
July: Hot. Tired. Judging.
August: Saw nothing. Know everything.
September: Nature is healing. You?
October: Bold choice. Weird, but bold.
November: Gratitude isn't really my thing.
December: I'd judge you all over again.

• PREMIUM COLLECTION - Brilliant photo calendar with 12 beautiful motifs, high-gloss art print in museum quality.
• QUALITY - high-quality materials, sturdy back cover with 2 innovative insert pockets for optimum presentation on the wall.
• SUSTAINABLE - significant reduction in waste thanks to customised one-off production, production in Europe and climate-conscious logistics.
• PERFECT GIFT - calendars for friends and family, for children and adults, young and old, for Christmas, birthdays or in between.
• Sarcastic houseplant humor with a judgmental monstera and relatable attitude for every month of the year. von Autor(in): Rose el Rose

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We deliver to Germany, Austria and
France. For deliveries outside Germany, shipping costs are:
€10.99.

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Shipping times

2 - 4 days

Shipping service provider

DHL

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